Family Tradition

My Dear Nephew Bilchly,

Congratulations on your recent graduation. Soon, you will leave the warm halls of hell and join the legions of tempters on earth. Warping human souls is a proud family tradition. I confess to a certain nostalgia for my own happy days of harassing humans.

As you start your career, keep one thing uppermost in your mind: you must not embarrass me. As Senior Undersecretary of Dark Technology, I am within striking distance of the top job. I cannot have a bumbling idiot of a nephew embarrassing me.

My delightful demeanor remains, I assure you, conditional.

Happy hunting, dear Nephew.

Yours,

Uncle Mulcifer